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KISS & BLOG
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So in honor of life, I give to you,
the visual diary of blah |
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"Let me tell you this - when the world looks at me, all they see
is this uncle with a receding hairline. They find me unattractive. No one
is infatuated with me; except you."
My boyfriend says the darndest things.
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I wore my favorite colors for extra luck and head out with a spring in my step, feeling smug about the plan to surprise my sick boyfriend. But of course, "Miss Direction" just had to miss her directions tonight. After walking around helplessly for 30 minutes, I had no choice but to phone and ask him to search for me in his neighborhood.
Epic fail but I still think I deserve an "A" for effort. |
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Me: Sometimes, I really feel like throwing your phone into the dustbin.
Bf: You can't throw my phone away, it's the boyfriend of your phone!
Me: {Humph}
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"I think my phone misses your phone. The old Samsung Galaxy misses the IPhone."
The exact words from my boyfriend.
After being told he's been butt calling me.
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What an attractive proposal.
Very tempted to say yes.
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You Are My Egg Chair
(In the tune of 'You are my sunshine')
"You are my egg chair, my only egg chair.
You make me happy, because you are blue.
You are my egg chair, my only egg chair.
Please don't take my egg chair away."
- Landis (my 5 years old nephew),
Because he really wants that blue egg chair from IKEA.
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We were having our daily disagreements in the train -
Him: Having no reason doesn't stop you anyway
Me: Oh, I forgot. Because I'm unreasonable
In the train, again -
Me: I had a pretty bad diarrhea before dance
Him: {Sarcastic tone} Wow, tell me all about your bowel movements
Me: Okay. First it was slow like "Aung, aung, aung.."
Him: Whoa! You! -Pinches my face-
Me: Hahaha
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