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So in honor of life, I give to you,
the visual diary of blah




"Let me tell you this - when the world looks at me, all they see
is this uncle with a receding hairline. They find me unattractive. No one
is infatuated with me; except you."
 
My boyfriend says the darndest things.

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Me: Maybe I have super powers
Bf: Over my heart you do
Me: Why aren't you looking at the beautiful scenery?
Bf: I am, but it's all insignificant without you
Me: I agree, you're going to the city of romance. What is romance without me?!
Bf: I just want to see Changi Airport tower because that will mean I can see you

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  Dear Stinky,
 
 

Every milestone is worth a good start, just want you to know that your ass of a girlfriend is thinking of you across the miles. Have a good internship my dear.

With much love, misses and annoyance.

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Me: Sometimes, I really feel like throwing your phone into the dustbin.
Bf: You can't throw my phone away, it's the boyfriend of your phone!
Me: {Humph}

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"I think my phone misses your phone. The old Samsung Galaxy misses the IPhone."
 
 
The exact words from my boyfriend.
After being told he's been butt calling me.

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What an attractive proposal.

 

Very tempted to say yes.

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Make room for me, I'll be there in a jiffy.

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We were having our daily disagreements in the train -
Him: Having no reason doesn't stop you anyway
Me: Oh, I forgot. Because I'm unreasonable

In the train, again -
Me: I had a pretty bad diarrhea before dance
Him: {Sarcastic tone} Wow, tell me all about your bowel movements
Me: Okay. First it was slow like "Aung, aung, aung.."
Him: Whoa! You! -Pinches my face-
Me: Hahaha

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Sender: You-know-who
Received: 10:44:56

Hi. Look up at the moon.
You look brighter than that.

Aww.

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