We were having our daily disagreements in the train -

Him: Having no reason doesn't stop you anyway

Me: Oh, I forgot. Because I'm unreasonable

In the train, again -

Me: I had a pretty bad diarrhea before dance

Him: {Sarcastic tone} Wow, tell me all about your bowel movements

Me: Okay. First it was slow like "Aung, aung, aung.."

Him: Whoa! You! -Pinches my face-

Me: Hahaha